Bird Flu vs Swine Flu

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury