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Big Blade Snow Plow

Pushing a path through a wall of snow

Big Blade Snow Plow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn


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