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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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