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Beethoven's sharp ideas

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I like Beethoven, especially the poems. - Ringo Starr

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses. - Ovid

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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