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Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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