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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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