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Beer Habit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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One Of Those Days

Nanosecond Moments

Fishing Addiction

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Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Engagement Rings

Outback Golf Course

Importanter

Get In Line!

Landing On The Moon

Fire Breath

Sun Tan Sales

Ice Age Cake

Wailea Splendour

Me No Study

Peter Cotton Ale

Social Distancing Champ

GPS Directions

Secret Exit