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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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