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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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