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Nothing is stronger than habit. - Ovid

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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