Beer Habit

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing is stronger than habit. - Ovid

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois