Beer Habit

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster