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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry


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