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Art School Graduate

Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

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I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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