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Art School Graduate

Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

Art School Graduate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski


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