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Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

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I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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