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Ant Gender thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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