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18 Carat Necklace

She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace

18 Carat Necklace thanks to Mike King

Edible gift jewelry from a caring Redneck husband

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole


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