18 Carat Necklace

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown