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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor Frankl

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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