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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Unknown

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards


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