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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal


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