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Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
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Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock