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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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