Wrong On So Many Levels

Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. - George Moore

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? - Holly Near

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin