Wrong On So Many Levels

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else. - Heywood Brown

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The empire you possess is by now like a tyranny - perhaps wrong to acquire it, but certainly dangerous to let it go. - Thucydides

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young