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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

Apology is only egotism wrong side out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes. - George Bernard Shaw

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

Rising to the occasion is a myth. We operate at the level of our preparation. - Willie George

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden

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