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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Despotism: The right to be wrong - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. - Oscar Levant

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

The empire you possess is by now like a tyranny - perhaps wrong to acquire it, but certainly dangerous to let it go. - Thucydides

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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