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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

Apology is only egotism wrong side out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation. - Corrie Ten Boom

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. - Oscar Levant

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. - Samuel Goldwyn

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Forgiveness to the injured does belong; but they ne'er pardon who have done wrong. - John Dryden

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. - Joyce Brothers

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

The empire you possess is by now like a tyranny - perhaps wrong to acquire it, but certainly dangerous to let it go. - Thucydides

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

It does not make any difference how beautiful your guess is if it disagrees with experiment it is wrong. That is all there is to it. - Richard P Feynman

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille


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