Wrong On So Many Levels

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes. - George Bernard Shaw

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way. - W Somerset Maugham

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room. - Unknown

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden