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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

Everyone got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda


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