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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

Everyone got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young


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