Wrong On So Many Levels

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? - Holly Near

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Forgiveness to the injured does belong; but they ne'er pardon who have done wrong. - John Dryden

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama