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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

The client may be an idiot, but he's never wrong. - Tripp Evans

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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