Wrong On So Many Levels

Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else. - Heywood Brown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

The client may be an idiot, but he's never wrong. - Tripp Evans

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. - Joyce Brothers

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba