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Worst Hunting Dog

Canine relationship ship off to a rocky start

Worst Hunting Dog thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Badify: To make something worse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

The only thing worse than starting something and failing is not starting something. - Seth Godin

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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