Worst Hunting Dog

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. - Theodore Roosevelt

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The only thing worse than starting something and failing is not starting something. - Seth Godin

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton