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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

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Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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