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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Fireproof: The boss's relatives. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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