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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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