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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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Excellence always sells. - Earl Nightingale

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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