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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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