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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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