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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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