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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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