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Wood Not Be Safe

Finding a quick way to cut off all means of support

Wood Not Be Safe thanks to Jim Serritella

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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