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Wood Not Be Safe

Finding a quick way to cut off all means of support

Wood Not Be Safe thanks to Jim Serritella

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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