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Wood Not Be Safe

Finding a quick way to cut off all means of support

Wood Not Be Safe thanks to Jim Serritella

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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