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Wireframe Warthog

Have you ever tried to get a warthog to pose?

Wireframe Warthog thanks to Matt Cummings

Bet he doesn't run far with a fibreglass head and wire netting legs

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Barbed Wire: A sarcastic telegram. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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