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Who Said That Women Can't Park?

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Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain


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