Scotch whiskey, often simply called Scotch, is malt whiskey or grain whiskey made in Scotland. Scotch whiskey must be made in a manner specified by law.
QuotaBillsGood wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown