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Which Is Bigger?

Choosing between me and the universe

Which Is Bigger? thanks to Howard Chapman

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

If you're going to have a story, have a big story, or none at all. - Joseph Campbell

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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