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Which Is Bigger?

Choosing between me and the universe

Which Is Bigger? thanks to Howard Chapman

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one. - Paul Harvey


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