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Which Is Bigger?

Choosing between me and the universe

Which Is Bigger? thanks to Howard Chapman

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Big mouthfuls often choke. - Italian Proverb

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

The big thing is that you know what you want. - Earl Nightingale

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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