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Which Is Bigger?

Choosing between me and the universe

Which Is Bigger? thanks to Howard Chapman

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

The problem with a little sin is that it usually grows into a big one. - Amish Saying

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg


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