Where I Live

Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce