Where I Live

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer