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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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