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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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