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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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