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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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