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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger


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