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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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