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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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