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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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