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When I Was Three

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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