QuotaBillsMarriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf