What An Earfull

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin