What An Earfull

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou