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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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