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What An Earfull

It's licking like a friendly relationship

What An Earfull thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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