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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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