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Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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