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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart