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Vice Grip Handles

Handling workbench tools - choose wisely

Vice Grip Handles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Within this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we live. - Joseph Epstein

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

When you choose your fields of labor, go where nobody else is willing to go. - Mary Lyon

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - W J Slim

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much. - Peter Ustinov

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

If you want to accomplish something in the world, idealism is not enough - you need to choose a method that works to achieve the goal. - Richard Stallman

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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