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Handling workbench tools - choose wisely

Vice Grip Handles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Choose to be optimistic, it feels better. - Dalai Lama

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more blessed. - Marianne Williamson

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil. - Max Lerner

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - W J Slim

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes


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