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Vice Grip Handles

Handling workbench tools - choose wisely

Vice Grip Handles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

From each as they choose, to each as they are chosen. - Robert Nozick

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

When you choose your fields of labor, go where nobody else is willing to go. - Mary Lyon

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - W J Slim

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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