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Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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