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Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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