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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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