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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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