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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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