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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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