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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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