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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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