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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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