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Vacation Time For Kids

Going on a holiday without the computer

Vacation Time For Kids thanks to Keith Blake

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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