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Vacation Time For Kids

Going on a holiday without the computer

Vacation Time For Kids thanks to Keith Blake

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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