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Vacation Time For Kids

Going on a holiday without the computer

Vacation Time For Kids thanks to Keith Blake

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

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