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United Airlines Travel Pillow

Protecting passengers from aggressive employees

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Headgear blown out of propulsion

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

United Airlines Travel Pillow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

The main obstacle to a stable and just world is the United States. - George Soros

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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