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Under A Tack

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Under A Tack thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Tacks Break: What to give carpet installers to make them more productive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

To be tempted is not to sin. The strongest attacks are made on the strongest forts. - DL Moody

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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