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QuotaBillsFull-dinner Pail - William McKinley
Dinner is poured. - WC Fields
My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs
Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley