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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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