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QuotaBillsComedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett
Comedy is acting out optimism. - Robin Williams
Good taste is the enemy of comedy. - Mel Brooks
Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov
Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley
God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind. - Gilbert Seldes
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere
My favorite romantic comedy is 'When Harry Met Sally.' - Ginnifer Goodwin
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere
What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot
The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel. - Horace Walpole
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar
There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas
Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain