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Travel Log

Logging a restful airline travel flight in Taipei, Taiwan

Travel Log thanks to Tanya Hall

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Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. - Charlotte Bronte

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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