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Travel Log

Logging a restful airline travel flight in Taipei, Taiwan

Travel Log thanks to Tanya Hall

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Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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World's First Hard Hat

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Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

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Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

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Temple Car

Closing Time