QuotaBillsFatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin
My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran
The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway
Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie