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Why wine and cheese pair well

Trash Snack thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Carbage: The trash found in your automobile - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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