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Why wine and cheese pair well

Trash Snack thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Carbage: The trash found in your automobile - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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