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Too Soon

Meeting a man ahead of his time in Hong Kong

Too Soon thanks to joe-kster

Punctuality - where timing is everything

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It's always too early to quit. - Norman Vincent Peale

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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