Too Soon

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. - Groucho Marx

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson