Too Soon

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. - Warren Buffett

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Laughing 100 times a day is the equivalent to 10 minutes of strenuous rowing. - William Fry

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou