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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Negotiate: To seek a meeting of the minds without the knocking together of heads - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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