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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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