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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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