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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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