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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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