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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together. - Amish Saying

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. - Plutarch

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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