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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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