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Three Finger Carrot

Garden veggie art in Sechelt, B.C.

Three Finger Carrot thanks to Zadok Defries

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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Radish: A vegetable that speaks for itself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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