Three Finger Carrot
Garden veggie art in Sechelt, B.C.
QuotaBillsLeeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Radish: A vegetable that speaks for itself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson