Three Cats Ago

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

If you had been singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you. - Simon Cowell

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay