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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon


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