Three Cats Ago

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

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When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller