Three Cats Ago
Going back many years ago when you were normal
QuotaBillsAll cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller