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They won't drag him off a United flight

Preparing for invasive onboard seat removal

They won't drag him off a United flight thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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