The Older You Get The Higher They Go

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda