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The Older You Get The Higher They Go

Where the real high demand for aging cummerbunds is

The Older You Get The Higher They Go thanks to Keith Blake

Christopher Lee sporting the latest trend cummerbund tuxedo attire

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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