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The Older You Get The Higher They Go

Where the real high demand for aging cummerbunds is

The Older You Get The Higher They Go thanks to Keith Blake

Christopher Lee sporting the latest trend cummerbund tuxedo attire

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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