The Older You Get The Higher They Go

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake