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The Older You Get The Higher They Go

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The Older You Get The Higher They Go thanks to Keith Blake

Christopher Lee sporting the latest trend cummerbund tuxedo attire

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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