The Older You Get The Higher They Go
Where the real high demand for aging cummerbunds is
Christopher Lee sporting the latest trend cummerbund tuxedo attire
QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost