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Texas 4 Months Apart

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Texas 4 Months Apart thanks to Keith Blake

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey. - Ernest T. Seton

There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen. - Arthur Conan Doyle


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