QuotaBillsWeather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Floods and diseases and pestillentaries - Archie Bunker
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard
There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen. - Arthur Conan Doyle