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Does this cake bug you?

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How to tell if your pastry has been bugged

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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