QuotaBillsHot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso