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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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