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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath


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