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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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