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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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