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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay


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