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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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