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Spot the Snow Leopard

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Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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