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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. - Mae West

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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