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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. - Zachary Scott

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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