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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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