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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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