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Soldier Tribute

Memorial for 8 million horses, donkeys and mules that died during WW 1

Soldier Tribute thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller


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