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Snow Tires for Seniors

Ready for winter

I was informed by the CBC TV News anchor that I should NOT use my all-weather summer rubber during the winter. He said I should install winter snow tires, and it would be best to also have studded tires on. I'm a believer, so I jacked up the front end and installed two shiny new case-hardened stainless steel studs.
Now I am ready for whatever Mother Nature sends this way.
Snow Tires for Seniors thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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